You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is...

The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...