You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.