You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as...

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as...