If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated...

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated...

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

Fascism is a religious concept

Fascism is a religious concept