Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree

Quote by Oliver Goldsmith

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The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always...

The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always...

They say women and music should never be dated.

They say women and music should never be dated.

A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he...

A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he...

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

With disadvantages enough to bring him to humility, a Scotsman is one of the proudest...

With disadvantages enough to bring him to humility, a Scotsman is one of the proudest...

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if...

The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if...

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

To the last moment of his breath, On hope the wretch relies; And even the...

To the last moment of his breath, On hope the wretch relies; And even the...

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly...

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly...

Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.

Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old...

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old...

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive...

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive...

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

A lie should be tried in a place where it will attract the attention of...

A lie should be tried in a place where it will attract the attention of...

I never question what to do, it tells me what to do. The photographs make...

I never question what to do, it tells me what to do. The photographs make...

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes around a corner

Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes around a corner

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.