I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
Quote by Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
The future ain't what it used to be.
It ain't over till it's over.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...
If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...