I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Time Quotes

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.