I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
Quote by Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
It ain't over till it's over.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
We have deep depth.
Never answer an anonymous letter
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...
Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.
A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....