Quotes by Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.

#Funny

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

#Funny

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

#Yogi Berra

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

#Movies

You can't think and hit at the same time

#Thinking

It gets late early out there.

#Time

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

#Time

Never answer an anonymous letter

#Advice

This is like deja vu all over again

#Famous Love, #Love

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

#America And Americans, #Food

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

#Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

#Yogi Berra