Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Matt Groening

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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

The death of a dear friend, wife, brother, lover, which seemed nothing but privation, somewhat...

The death of a dear friend, wife, brother, lover, which seemed nothing but privation, somewhat...

A friendship that can cease has never been real.

A friendship that can cease has never been real.

The sad events that occur in my life are the sad events that happen to...

The sad events that occur in my life are the sad events that happen to...

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Let our friends perish, provided our enemies fall along with them.

Let our friends perish, provided our enemies fall along with them.

Writer or painter god-parents are notoriously unreliable. That is, there is certain before long to...

Writer or painter god-parents are notoriously unreliable. That is, there is certain before long to...

Be, as many now are, rich to yourself, poor to your friends.

Be, as many now are, rich to yourself, poor to your friends.

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a...

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a...

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

While fortune lasts you will see your friend's face.

While fortune lasts you will see your friend's face.

These days flattery wins friends, truth begets hatred.

These days flattery wins friends, truth begets hatred.

Make as many friends as you can, but don't build your life on them alone....

Make as many friends as you can, but don't build your life on them alone....

It really hurts that we are not friends anymore. We walk pass each other in...

It really hurts that we are not friends anymore. We walk pass each other in...