Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Matt Groening

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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the...

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the...

At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable.

At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable.

The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might...

The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might...

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all...

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all...

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

The only people I have seen who have been truly pushing for the truth are...

The only people I have seen who have been truly pushing for the truth are...

Every large family has its angels and its demon.

Every large family has its angels and its demon.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to...

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back...

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back...

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a...

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a...