I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Lost Friendship Quotes

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...