I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Lost Friendship Quotes

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found...

An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found...

Adulthood is just childhood with more debt.

Adulthood is just childhood with more debt.

Even when adults do feel their safety to be threatened, we may not be able...

Even when adults do feel their safety to be threatened, we may not be able...

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own...

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own...

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown...

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown...

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the...

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only...

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only...

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...