When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'

Topics: Bored Quotes, Funny Quotes

Call me old fashioned, but i thought it was 'Til death do us part'....not til...

Call me old fashioned, but i thought it was 'Til death do us part'....not til...

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you...

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you...

It seems like everyone loves to text you when you're busy but when you're bored...Nothing.

It seems like everyone loves to text you when you're busy but when you're bored...Nothing.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be...

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...