When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'
Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...
I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.
I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you...
It seems like everyone loves to text you when you're busy but when you're bored...Nothing.
Call me old fashioned, but i thought it was 'Til death do us part'....not til...
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...
He who laughs last laughs longest
The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...
[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of...
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?