When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'

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Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

I'm gonna get cute & take pictures, because i'm bored.

Call me old fashioned, but i thought it was 'Til death do us part'....not til...

Call me old fashioned, but i thought it was 'Til death do us part'....not til...

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you...

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you...

It seems like everyone loves to text you when you're busy but when you're bored...Nothing.

It seems like everyone loves to text you when you're busy but when you're bored...Nothing.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.