Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Funny Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

The key to the behavior of subjects lies not in pent-up anger or aggression, but...

The key to the behavior of subjects lies not in pent-up anger or aggression, but...

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law

It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law

Authority founded on injustice is never of long duration.

Authority founded on injustice is never of long duration.

Authority is like soap, the more you use it the less you will have of...

Authority is like soap, the more you use it the less you will have of...

Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the...

Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the...

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't...

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't...

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

The state produced in the laboratory may be likened to a light doze, compared to...

The state produced in the laboratory may be likened to a light doze, compared to...

Authority forgets a dying king

Authority forgets a dying king

Homo sapiens are the species that invents symbols in which to invest passion and authority,...

Homo sapiens are the species that invents symbols in which to invest passion and authority,...

We ourselves of the present age, chose our common law, and consented to the most...

We ourselves of the present age, chose our common law, and consented to the most...

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.