Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Funny Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

He who has no bread has no authority

He who has no bread has no authority

Whenever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience

Whenever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience

The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.

The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

Great men in judicial places will never want authority

Great men in judicial places will never want authority

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the...

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the...

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and dont interfere

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and dont interfere

Authority forgets a dying king

Authority forgets a dying king

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one...

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one...

I grew up to always respect authority and respect those in charge.

I grew up to always respect authority and respect those in charge.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.