Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Funny Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to...

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...