I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.
Quote by Matt Groening
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can...
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...
Congratulate yourselves if you have done something strange and extravagant and broken the monotony of...
I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...
When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.