Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Quote by Matt Groening

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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues...

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...