When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Men in great place are thrice servants, - servants of the sovereign or state, servants...
Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...