On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.