On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
Half the spiritual difficulties that men and women suffer arise from a morbid state of...
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...