This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you...

You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you...

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason....

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason....