Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
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Drew Carey Quotes
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...
I'm competitive at everything.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...
What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...
I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't...
Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them.
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless...
Most people have a harder time letting themselves love than finding someone to love them.
Mystery is a resource, like coal or gold, and its preservation is a fine thing