Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Quote by Drew Carey

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

There is need of variety in sex, but not in love

There is need of variety in sex, but not in love