Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Conservative Quotes

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...