Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Quote by Drew Carey

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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.