I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
Quote by Drew Carey
Drew Carey Quotes
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...
What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...