Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.