Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...