Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.