I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke...

The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke...