I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
All I know is what I read in the papers
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
Lord, let me live until I die.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Liberty and order will never be perfectly safe, until a trespass on the constitutional provisions...
Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.
Invention, strictly speaking, is little more than a new combination of those images which have...