Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Life Quotes

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...