Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Quote by Will Rogers
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame.
High politic is only common sense applied to great things.