Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Quote by Will Rogers
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
Money won't create success, the freedom to make it will.
First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary...