We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
Never miss a chance to shut up
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.
Golf is a better game played downhill.