One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
The purpose of medicine is to prevent significant disease, to decrease pain and to postpone...
If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.