One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...