So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Quote by Will Rogers

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Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

And each man stands with his face in the light of his own drawn sword....

And each man stands with his face in the light of his own drawn sword....