So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Quote by Will Rogers

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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

America - It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country; it is the only...

America - It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country; it is the only...

If ignorance paid dividends most Americans could make a fortune out of what they don't...

If ignorance paid dividends most Americans could make a fortune out of what they don't...

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.