So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Quote by Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Pray to God, but continue to row toward shore.

Pray to God, but continue to row toward shore.

Inequalities of mind and body are so established by God Almighty, in his constitution of...

Inequalities of mind and body are so established by God Almighty, in his constitution of...