There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.