There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

I am consistently inconsistent.

I am consistently inconsistent.