There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally...

Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally...

If I had any humility I would be perfect

If I had any humility I would be perfect

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

He had talents equal to business, and aspired no higher

He had talents equal to business, and aspired no higher