Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.'
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first...
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its...
If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.
People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...
A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All...
People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as...
The rule is: dont use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.
There are abundantly more English professors in the world than there are authors.
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated
When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
Grammar is not a time of waste
A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...
People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...
I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...
This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.