The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.

Topics: Shit Happens Quotes, Teenage Quotes

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

[B]est friends, [B]ack stabbers, [B]ad grades, [B]ad friends [B]itches everywhere. - The [B's] Of high...

[B]est friends, [B]ack stabbers, [B]ad grades, [B]ad friends [B]itches everywhere. - The [B's] Of high...

The young are often accused of exaggerating their troubles; they do so, very often, in...

The young are often accused of exaggerating their troubles; they do so, very often, in...