Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.