Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun.
Quote by John 4:50
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.