Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun.

Quote by John 4:50

Topics: Biker Quotes

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.