There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Never be afraid to slow down.