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Topics: Biker Quotes

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...