A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

Topics: Biker Quotes

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.