A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

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Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.