A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Topics: Biker Quotes

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.