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There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.