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Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.