Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Topics: Biker Quotes

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.