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Topics: Biker Quotes

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...