The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Topics: Biker Quotes

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.