Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.