Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Topics: Biker Quotes

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.