Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.