Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.