Never be afraid to slow down.

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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...