A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
Quote by RA Heinlein
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.