Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Topics: Biker Quotes

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits...

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A zest for living must include a willingness to die.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...