Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
It is easy to fool yourself. It is possible to fool the people you work...
Every time a man expects, as he says, his money to work for him, he...
Their charms, Sir John, I shall discover, I have no doubt, when dinner's over; At...