Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It...

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It...

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked...

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...