Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration...

Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration...