I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

Christianity is a world that is a great sculptor's shop. We are the statues and...

Christianity is a world that is a great sculptor's shop. We are the statues and...

If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier,...

If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier,...

Do not forget that you are who you decided to be. Stay in control of...

Do not forget that you are who you decided to be. Stay in control of...

I went sky divin', I went rocky mountain climbin', I went 2.7 seconds on a...

I went sky divin', I went rocky mountain climbin', I went 2.7 seconds on a...