Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Quote by Victor Borge

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

I never go out unless I look like

I never go out unless I look like

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.