Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Humor Quotes

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.

As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.