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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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