Quotes by Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

#Funny, #Laughter

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

#Parents

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

#Laughter

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

#Appearance

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

#Love

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

#Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

#Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

#Victor Borge

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

#Victor Borge

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

#Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

#Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

#Victor Borge