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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.