Quotes by Victor Borge

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

#Love

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

#Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

#Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

#Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

#Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

#Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

#Cute, #Laughter

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

#Humor

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

#Reward

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

#Sarcastic Life

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

#Funny, #Inflation, #Money

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

#Funny, #Relationships