He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Sarcastic Life Quotes

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...

Are we changing the idea of what beauty is? Let's hope so. I'm not the...

Are we changing the idea of what beauty is? Let's hope so. I'm not the...