Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Quote by W C Fields

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Never swap horses crossing a stream

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...