Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Food Quotes

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...