I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred

Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

For each mouth, a different soup.

For each mouth, a different soup.

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...