I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Beer is good food

Beer is good food

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?

If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...