I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree

Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...