I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also...

When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Beer is good food

Beer is good food

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.